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rapunzelismyspiritanimal:

precumming:

ITS SO UNFAIR WHEN YOU LOVE SINGING BUT YOU WERENT BORN WITH A GOOD VOICE

my life struggle

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svveden:

svveden:

what do you call a game thats been abandoned

left for dead

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communistbakery:

It’s not a phase mom I really am the next supreme

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plutoroyal:

friend-zoning guys is horrible. it is disgusting. funzone them instead. send them to a small childs park so they can cry with the other babies when they dont get what they want.

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applevevo:

listening to a sad song that has a nice beat

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shmapey:

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lokisgloriouspenis:

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

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stardusttx:

grapewallofchina:

your life hasn’t been completed until you see giraffes fighting 

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you’re welcome

i thought they were partying

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boy48:

Ok you won a world cup but you still lost two world wars so chill

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